Dear Al,
You are making me look bad, again. Starting businesses, blogging every day, homeschooling, making yogurt in disgusting new ways... I am doing exactly none of that. I am not even sure what I am doing but it sure is taking a lot of time and effort. I will resolve to blog with you everyday for a minute or two. It will be good for our brains I think. And by the way, are you conducting a writing workshop or are you a student? I can't tell because both could be possible. And I must be totally out of the loop because I know nothing of this or your potential business venture or most of the details of your annulment. Maybe you should focus your energy on hanging out with me so I know what is going on. We could pretend it's a sporting event and charge admission to people who want to come watch. Money maker. Like a tennis match for people who like things even more boring than tennis.
Haley gets braces tomorrow. I am prepared for lots of complaining. She thinks it will be cool. I think she will change her mind...
Love,
Em
P.S. I would like you to fill me in on some of the details here- not the yogurt- but the major life changing events. Call me when you aren't teaching :)
My yogurt and I are insulted. It may be runny and taste like burnt almonds, but it's alive, you know. It has feelings. Sigh. I just don't think yogurt was meant to be homemade.
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